Five Best Cars to Take to the Drive-In
CARS.COM – My early drive-in practices as a youthful child were magical, and likely a vehicle for a film fixation that would persist via my life. The actual vehicle in which those memories were made was my parents’ beige, rust-prone one thousand nine hundred seventy three Chevrolet Suburban that ferried me to dual features like “Starlet Wars” and “Close Encounters of the Third Kind,” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “Superman II.”
Evidently, we only spotted movies scored by John Williams (but I digress). My mom and dad would drop the tailgate and unwind in the rear cargo area while my sister and I spread out sleeping bags and pillows on the roof and observed from atop our perch, the luggage rails the only partition inbetween us and going over the side – an arrangement I doubt would pass muster with today’s child-safety standards, but it seemed pretty cool at the time.
We can debate all day long about whether movies have gotten better or worse since then, but cars are infinitely and indisputably improved. I still have a soft spot for my parents’ rusty old SUV, but as outdoor movie season winds down, here are five cars better suited to the time-honored tradition of the drive-in .
Five. Chevrolet Corvette Convertible
OK, if you’re going to the drive-in to actually participate in some measure of, like, appreciation of the cinema, the ‘Vette, well . deep-throats. Under that pretense it may actually be a contender for the worst car for this particular purpose. You and your single passenger are too cramped for convenience for that long, and the windshield breadth, height and configuration do not lend themselves to an unobstructed view of the screen. And let’s be fair: Inbetween the dimensions of the cockpit and the protrusion of the shifter (assuming you’re in a manual, which you undoubtedly should be), the Corvette doesn’t lend itself to getting any of that old I-found-my-thrill-on-Blueberry-Hill mojo going.
However, the drive-in, in a cultural and historical sense, is about more than just watching a movie. For teenagers and 20-somethings in the ’50s and’60s, it was a place to congregate to see and be seen with your fella or best lady in your customized rail a la Greased Lightning. And what better car for this most nostalgic exercise in Americana than the original American supercar?
If your practice is anything like mine when I took the two thousand seventeen Corvette Grand Sport ragtop to the drive-in earlier this summer, you’ll have more eyes on you than anything up on the screen.
Four. Chrysler Pacifica
This one’s a no-brainer. The Stow ‘n Go seats create a ginormous plane surface ideal for lodging in for a long night at the moving pictures. Cars.com’s Best of two thousand seventeen boasts slew of cubbies and storage nooks in back for your popcorn, Sno-Caps, Milk Duds, Crimson Vines and Coca-Colas. And all you’ve gotta do is park with your rear end facing the screen (the Pacifica’s, not yours), pop the liftgate and spread out your blankets and pillows, and you’re snug as a bug in a rug while sheltered from the rain should Mother Nature attempt to throw water on your good time.
Oh, and if the movie turns out to be terrible – perhaps you’re eyeing “The Glass Castle” – you can just pop a better one from your own Blu-ray collection (we recommend “Room” if you’re arched on Brie Larson that night) courtesy of the fantastic Chrysler Uconnect infotainment system.
Three. Honda Ridgeline
Any ol’ pickup truck’ll do if you want to have a nice, spacious, elevated view of the movie. Just back in to your stall, drop the tailgate and set up your lawn chairs, beanbag chairs or SlothSaks, and you’re ready to roll when the film unwrap does. But where the Honda Ridgeline separates itself from the pickup pack – apart from being the only one in its segment with a full-size trunk incorporated into the floor of the truck bed for you to stash your movie-watching supplies – is the capability to turn itself into one big surround-sound system. No, indeed: Truck bed occupants will literally be surrounded by the film soundtrack played through your radio, ensuring a fully immersive cinematic practice.
Quoth Mark Williams from our sister site PickupTrucks.com: “A cool option we like – available on the top-level RTL-E and Black Edition – is the audio system Honda engineers embedded into the bed by mounting four ‘exciters’ to the inwards of the bed walls, effectively turning the entire bed into a speaker. Since the exciters are inwards the closed bed walls, they are protected from harm by cargo explosions or bad weather.”
Two. Ram 1500
Having optimized sound to maximize your film practice is cool and all, but c’mon, who are you, friggin’ A.O. Scott over here? You came to have a good time chillin’ outside with friends ‘n fam on a warm summer’s night with a joy distraction in the foreground. To that end, vehicles come no better tooled for drive-in movies than the Ram 1500. What makes it more desirable than any other pickup? Why, the RamBox, of course. We feel compelled to note that you indeed should spend your money at the drive-in theater’s concessions stand to support this dying breed of old-school entertainment, but if you’re gonna bring your own treats along anyway, go big or stay home.
The RamBox Cargo Management System is technically just a fancy toolbox incorporated into the side rails of your truck bed that shifts open to expose a massive locking, conveniently lit storage space inwards your hull. Get this, however: It’s drainable, meaning you can pack that bad boy with ice to keep your candy bars and other movie treats cool – you can put six packs of bee . soda in here! You’ll be the best stocked vehicle in the entire drive-in, and everyone you’re with – and, if you’re generous, the next car over – will have a tonneau joy.
1. Pontiac Aztek
The dozen-years-defunct Pontiac Aztek has been called “hapless” and “the greatest failed model in latest history.” It looks like a Nissan Juke got run over by a steamroller. But the Aztek’s got sump’m them haters ain’t got: an affixed tent that enables you to set up camp in mere minutes anywhere you can put ‘er in Park – in this case, the drive-in. Before you cool-story-bro me, in the rural areas where today’s remaining drive-ins are often found, instead of indoor movie menaces like people texting or kids kicking the back of your seat, you must contend with mosquitos.
Bloodsucking insects are such a common nuisance at drive-ins that they still, to this day, run those vintage cartoon reels telling you that you can buy nontoxic mosquito-repellant bracelets at the concessions stand. Of course, those are toughly as effective as asking the mosquitos to go bug someone else. But in the Aztek, even on a particularly skeeter-heavy evening, all you gotta do is zip up your semitransparent bug screen and proceed liking the flicks, bite-free, sprawled out in the back of your SUV.
Oh, and did we mention the Aztek is (OK, was) available with a combo center console/removable cooler; stereo controls in the rear cargo area so you can adjust the sound without climbing into the front seat; and a stowable inflatable air mattress with built-in arm pump?
In the immortal words of Han Solo in “Starlet Wars”: “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
Five Best Cars to Take to the Drive-In News
Five Best Cars to Take to the Drive-In
CARS.COM – My early drive-in practices as a youthful child were magical, and likely a vehicle for a film fixation that would persist across my life. The actual vehicle in which those memories were made was my parents’ beige, rust-prone one thousand nine hundred seventy three Chevrolet Suburban that ferried me to dual features like “Starlet Wars” and “Close Encounters of the Third Kind,” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “Superman II.”
Evidently, we only witnessed movies scored by John Williams (but I digress). My mom and dad would drop the tailgate and loosen in the rear cargo area while my sister and I spread out sleeping bags and pillows on the roof and observed from atop our perch, the luggage rails the only partition inbetween us and going over the side – an arrangement I doubt would pass muster with today’s child-safety standards, but it seemed pretty cool at the time.
We can debate all day long about whether movies have gotten better or worse since then, but cars are infinitely and indisputably improved. I still have a soft spot for my parents’ rusty old SUV, but as outdoor movie season winds down, here are five cars better suited to the time-honored tradition of the drive-in .
Five. Chevrolet Corvette Convertible
OK, if you’re going to the drive-in to actually participate in some measure of, like, appreciation of the cinema, the ‘Vette, well . gargles. Under that pretense it may actually be a contender for the worst car for this particular purpose. You and your single passenger are too cramped for convenience for that long, and the windshield breadth, height and configuration do not lend themselves to an unobstructed view of the screen. And let’s be fair: Inbetween the dimensions of the cockpit and the protrusion of the shifter (assuming you’re in a manual, which you undoubtedly should be), the Corvette doesn’t lend itself to getting any of that old I-found-my-thrill-on-Blueberry-Hill mojo going.
However, the drive-in, in a cultural and historical sense, is about more than just watching a movie. For teenagers and 20-somethings in the ’50s and’60s, it was a place to congregate to see and be seen with your fella or best woman in your customized rail a la Greased Lightning. And what better car for this most nostalgic exercise in Americana than the original American supercar?
If your practice is anything like mine when I took the two thousand seventeen Corvette Grand Sport ragtop to the drive-in earlier this summer, you’ll have more eyes on you than anything up on the screen.
Four. Chrysler Pacifica
This one’s a no-brainer. The Stow ‘n Go seats create a ginormous vapid surface ideal for lodging in for a long night at the moving pictures. Cars.com’s Best of two thousand seventeen boasts slew of cubbies and storage nooks in back for your popcorn, Sno-Caps, Milk Duds, Crimson Vines and Coca-Colas. And all you’ve gotta do is park with your rear end facing the screen (the Pacifica’s, not yours), pop the liftgate and spread out your blankets and pillows, and you’re snug as a bug in a rug while sheltered from the rain should Mother Nature attempt to throw water on your good time.
Oh, and if the movie turns out to be terrible – perhaps you’re witnessing “The Glass Castle” – you can just pop a better one from your own Blu-ray collection (we recommend “Room” if you’re arched on Brie Larson that night) courtesy of the fantastic Chrysler Uconnect infotainment system.
Three. Honda Ridgeline
Any ol’ pickup truck’ll do if you want to have a nice, spacious, elevated view of the movie. Just back in to your stall, drop the tailgate and set up your lawn chairs, beanbag chairs or SlothSaks, and you’re ready to roll when the film unclothe does. But where the Honda Ridgeline separates itself from the pickup pack – apart from being the only one in its segment with a full-size trunk incorporated into the floor of the truck bed for you to stash your movie-watching supplies – is the capability to turn itself into one big surround-sound system. No, truly: Truck bed occupants will literally be surrounded by the film soundtrack played through your radio, ensuring a fully immersive cinematic practice.
Quoth Mark Williams from our sister site PickupTrucks.com: “A cool option we like – available on the top-level RTL-E and Black Edition – is the audio system Honda engineers embedded into the bed by mounting four ‘exciters’ to the inwards of the bed walls, effectively turning the entire bed into a speaker. Since the exciters are inwards the closed bed walls, they are protected from harm by cargo explosions or bad weather.”
Two. Ram 1500
Having optimized sound to maximize your film practice is cool and all, but c’mon, who are you, friggin’ A.O. Scott over here? You came to have a good time chillin’ outside with friends ‘n fam on a warm summer’s night with a joy distraction in the foreground. To that end, vehicles come no better tooled for drive-in movies than the Ram 1500. What makes it more desirable than any other pickup? Why, the RamBox, of course. We feel compelled to note that you truly should spend your money at the drive-in theater’s concessions stand to support this dying breed of old-school entertainment, but if you’re gonna bring your own treats along anyway, go big or stay home.
The RamBox Cargo Management System is technically just a fancy toolbox incorporated into the side rails of your truck bed that rolls open to expose a massive locking, conveniently lit storage space inwards your hull. Get this, tho’: It’s drainable, meaning you can pack that bad boy with ice to keep your candy bars and other movie treats cool – you can put six packs of bee . soda in here! You’ll be the best stocked vehicle in the entire drive-in, and everyone you’re with – and, if you’re generous, the next car over – will have a tonneau joy.
1. Pontiac Aztek
The dozen-years-defunct Pontiac Aztek has been called “hapless” and “the greatest failed model in latest history.” It looks like a Nissan Juke got run over by a steamroller. But the Aztek’s got sump’m them haters ain’t got: an affixed tent that enables you to set up camp in mere minutes anywhere you can put ‘er in Park – in this case, the drive-in. Before you cool-story-bro me, in the rural areas where today’s remaining drive-ins are often found, instead of indoor movie menaces like people texting or kids kicking the back of your seat, you must contend with mosquitos.
Bloodsucking insects are such a common nuisance at drive-ins that they still, to this day, run those vintage cartoon reels telling you that you can buy nontoxic mosquito-repellant bracelets at the concessions stand. Of course, those are toughly as effective as asking the mosquitos to go bug someone else. But in the Aztek, even on a particularly skeeter-heavy evening, all you gotta do is zip up your see-through bug screen and proceed loving the flicks, bite-free, sprawled out in the back of your SUV.
Oh, and did we mention the Aztek is (OK, was) available with a combo center console/removable cooler; stereo controls in the rear cargo area so you can adjust the sound without climbing into the front seat; and a stowable inflatable air mattress with built-in palm pump?
In the immortal words of Han Solo in “Starlet Wars”: “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”